Kabuto The Python - Kicked Ones, Pt. 2 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Kabuto the Python)
Yo, I got two boots and a hella lotta faces
I don't like lookin at me, damn, ayo Schaffses

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Hey, what’s up Kabuto?

(Kabuto the Python)
Whatcha think that we should do?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Make the motherfucking Face-Kicking Song Part Two!
Ite

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Boot plus face!

(Kabuto the Python)
Yeah, I get it, stop harping. Imma kick em in the face with the Timbs

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Or Doc Martins!

(Kabuto the Python)
Yeah, leave a heavy duty sole printed on the noggin

(Schaffer the Darklord)
More specifically, the face

(Kabuto the Python)
A.K.A. the bit that do the talking. How many I kicked so far?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Well, I’ve got a million

(Kabuto the Python)
Nice, whatcha think of that, Mark?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
I think that's a lot of kicking

(Kabuto the Python)
Oh, and know the Nobel?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Yeah?

(Kabuto the Python)
Hell, I'm probably winning

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Why?

(Kabuto the Python)
Because I found a quick and easy cure for prognathism (get it?)

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Don't tell the Hapsburgs!

(Kabuto the Python)
Schaffer, you're a mad nerd

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Yeah, word

(Kabuto the Python)
What I'd ever wanna kick em in the nads for? Face-kick Kabutishly

(Schaffer the Darklord)
I haven't heard of that word!

(Kabuto the Python)
It means “in the manner of Kabuto,” it's an adverb


(Chorus - Kabuto the Python)
Kick em (kick em) kick em (kick em)
Kick em (kick em) kick em in the face, kid

(Schaffer the Darklord)
This little piggie got with four little piggies
And they all had mad beef, and they got all kicky in your face

(Kabuto the Python)
In your face!

(Schaffer the Darklord)
In your motherfucking face!
Two feets dropping beats under thunderous bass
Instead of scare rap tactics on you, fuck it I said
I'm Fred Astaire, tap-dancing on the front of your head
Kabuto mang?

(Kabuto the Python)
You rang?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
What you got, dude?

(Kabuto the Python)
Two fangs!

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Ooh, dang, bicycle kick up on you

(Both)
Liu Kang!

(Schaffer the Darklord)
I come from Queens, and I'm repping the place
Won't even kick you, Imma knock you down and step on your face
I go hammering your hamlets, pillaging your villages
Kick you where it hurts

(Kabuto the Python)
Where?

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Right up in your privelege with the illest shit!

(Kabuto the Python)
Yeah

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Hit you like it's 9/11!

(Kabuto the Python)
Damn

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Kick you in the face with a pair of size elevens!

(Kabuto the Python)
That's a big shoe

(Schaffer the Darklord)
It's true, and what they say of it too
STD, Kabuto gonna get you

(Both)
Kick you in the face!

(Chorus)

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Yes indeed you see that KTP's the flyest, meanest
Call me STD and kiss on my Adidas, with your nose

(Kabuto the Python)
With your nose!

(Schaffer the Darklord)
With your motherfucking nose!
Timbos on the toes, this is how it goes
You vain prick, you're weak, all right?

(Kabuto the Python)
No, we aren't friends

(Schaffer the Darklord)
My crane kick technique is tight

(Kabuto the Python)
No can defense

(Schaffer the Darklord)
You get silenced by violence, put you in your place quick and we got

(Both)
Buckets and buckets, buckets of fucking face-kicking!

(Kabuto the Python)
Like I said, I won't kick em in the nuts, cause it's been done

(Schaffer the Darklord)
What about the Muay Thai?

(Kabuto the Python)
Kick em with my shin, son
Kick em eating dim sum, kick em in the chin
Kung fu about to leave a rapper looking like the Simpsons

(Schaffer the Darklord)
Kick you with my steel-toes

(Kabuto the Python)
For real, they’re gonna feel those, Schaffer--

(Schaffer the Darklord)
--and the snake--

(Kabuto the Python)
--kicking faces and the real flows

(Schaffer the Darklord)
So...

(Kabuto the Python)
If you’re hating, acting racist, or vexing
We’re about to kick you in the face

(Both)
No question!

(Chorus)