Kinetics - Horny Girl [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Horny girl
[Hook]:

I met a girl at the club, she was horny

I fucked her that night and in the morning

But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry

I think I forgot about the rubber

She called me last week with the bad news

I didn't want to admit it but I had to to

Now I'm gonna be a father, it sucks for my daughter

I just wish I kinda knew the mother

[Verse 1]
Ayo excuse me miss, can I sing you a little music?

I saw that ass shakin,' it got me a little boosted

Not to be rude or nothin,' but you must be doin' something

Cause you got me droolin' over that ba-donka-duka-dunkin

So mommy if you with it, then we can hook up later

But first, maybe we should converse like a Chuck Taylor

But if you ain't in the mood for discussion then baby fuck it

Cause I know that when you're under the covers you're like a Mr. Bucket

I'm makin' moves, if you wanna pack ya baggage

We can ride a horse and carriage throughout Italy and Paris

We can fuck in front of monuments because you're not embarrassed

Yo I know you love the way the Eiffel Tower resembles a phallace

And in my palace on a secret bed of roses

We can eat forbidden fruit 'till the seeds are comin' out of our noses

Call me Moses, cause I can be your savior

But you know you gettin' spanked if you're not on your best behavior

Sike! I'm just joshin' you mommy, and I been watchin' you mommy

The way you drop it got me rockin' a rocket salami

And for a couple nickels, baby I would hump your nipples

And I'll pump my plumper pickle inside of your pumpernickel

[Hook]
I met a girl at the club, she was horny

I fucked her that night and in the morning

But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry

I think I forgot about the rubber

She called me last week with the bad news

I didn't want to admit it but I had to to

Now I'm gonna be a father, it sucks for my daughter

I just wish I kinda knew the mother

[Verse 2]
It's like Corona and lime the way that we go together

I'll have you droppin' ya drawers like you was a broken dresser

Yo Vanessa, whatever ya name is, I think I forgot it

I just wanna see you drop it like sensitive topics

You would think it's Fred's spot, whenever I get wops

We the Flintstones, the way that we make the bed rock

And when I'm hittin' it, I'm infinite

My dick is like a flagpole in the winter, the way your tongue sticks to it

Let's make love in this club like I was Usher

But like a silly motherfucker I forgot the rubber

So call me on ya mobile phone, whenever you're home alone

And I will come over and give you my Y chromosome…Easy!

[Hook]
I met a girl at the club, she was horny

I fucked her that night and in the morning

But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry

I think I forgot about the rubber

She called me last week with the bad news

I didn't want to admit it but I had to to

Now I'm gonna be a father, it sucks for my daughter

I just wish I kinda knew the mother