Wussy - First Concert Experience (WAIF) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I have the best first concert of anyone
Was it the boss?
No
It was… mm… Iron Maiden with First Toward Bruce Dickenson
Opening up for 38 Special, opening up for Rainbow
It was a triple bill
Did you dig that… that Donny Venzette?
I thought… didn’t he die?
It doesn’t matter, did you dig him?
He was in 38 Special
Could you bring him back?
He was like this midgety version of his brother
Yea
Sorry, midgety’s wrong
Like that Vern Troyer, he’d fit in the palm of your hand
You can tape him up and put him in…