MC 2-Ballz - Dong-Piece [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook, MC 2-Ballz]
I'm smelling balls, I'm on my cell phone
Pictures of balls, right on my I-Phone
Look at my balls, pics on my I-Phone
You saw four, then I took five more
Dong Piece, straight 2-Ballz
My sac hangs, I got 2-Ballz
Dong Piece, straight 2-Ballz
My sac hangs, I got 2-Ballz

[Verse 1, MC 2-Ballz]
Smooth nuts, still freshly shaven
They smell like Mexicans, I been sweatin'
No boxers, take my word
Let my balls dangle free, like a fresh turd
Shoe box, two poos in 'em
In the two-seater, with my bowels movin'
No skidmarks, went down clean
Left the log sitting there for you to clean

[Hook, MC 2-Ballz]

[Verse 2, Da Crankyanka]
It's Lil Crank, what up doe?
I'm talkin' big balls, and they hang low
And I can tuck 'em up into my waistband
Hard balls, they feel like two soda cans
Suck on my balls, so hard they rip
I got a tan sack, cuz I tan my bits
Gettin' itchy, scratch my balls in the livin' room
Get it? Scratch my BALLS in the LIVIN' room
Suck on my balls and tell my balls you had a blast
I put my ballsack on your head until I pass gas
What you mean talkin "I ain't got balls"?
Rack 'em up, I'll show you my 2-Ballz

[Hook, MC 2-Ballz]

[Verse 3, MC 2-Ballz]
Soft white, I got them G-Nuts
It's gettin' cold, now I got small nuts
Pooped on the road, I'll poop on your whips
Took a hundred dumps, made you smell it
Dong piece, straight 2-Ballz
Ow, my pee burns like napalm
Lick my balls, Like Warhol
Police lookin' at me like my dong's out
No sir, not me
My balls dangle just below my knee
Bullet proof weiner, check it out son
You could shoot my nigga weiner with a big gun

[Hook, MC 2-Ballz]