Action Adventure World vs. The Plasmas - Blizzard Man [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Take a chill pill, I'm gonna kill this punk
Snowman wannabe, I'll Sonny Bono this cunt
Got the skis on, sliding around
Kick his little snow dick and start taking him down
I got seven down, one more to go
Flame Shot, I'm melting the snow
Flamethrowing killing machine, I'll kill a motherfucker twice before he thinks about screaming
And I got enough to go around
Gonna find Blizzard Man, gonna make him drown
Mr. X is fucking over now
I got my Buster cocked back for everybody in town

Mega Man, I'm the man with the plan
Damn right, motherfucker, I am
And I'mma shoot your stupid ass dead
While I smack you in the face with the back of my hand
I'm the Rock, suck my cock
I got my Flame Shot, can you believe it or not?
Knock, knock (Who's there?)
Mega Man, motherfucker
Got my Buster cocked back for all these cocksuckers

Who knew the boy in blue
Would kill Blizzard Man like I always do?
I do it all for you, shoveling this snow
I'm gonna tell Mr. X that I ain't taking no mo'

Jump over, shoot you dead
Dodge the snow then shoot the back of your head
I'm a psychotic robotic, no role model for kids
Flame shooting you on fire, fucker, breaking your ribs
To the seal, I'm gonna dodge some bombs
Take out the helicopter, oh my god
Put the Flame Suit on, retrieve my free man
Then jump off the bombs 'fore they explode

(Blizzard Man in this bitch, and I'm out of control)
(With skis and ice on the ground, yeah, you should have known)
(Blizzard Attacking your ass, it's about to get cold)
(Skiing on you, bro, because I gots to go)
(Mr. X wants you, too, so now I'm bringing the snow)
(You'd better get your bitch, you'd better watch my roll)
(With a fist full of crystals, I ain't playing shit nice)
(But that's what the fuck happens when you try to beat ice)

Get the E-Tank from the side
Jump on the bombs, get across in time
Make your way to the bombs where the doors be at
And then jump off the bombs to the door (That's right)

Mega Man, I'm the man with the plan
Damn right, motherfucker, I am
And I'mma shoot you 'til you can't stand
While I smack you in the face with the back of my hand
I'm the Rock, suck my cock
I got my Flame Shot, can you believe it or not?
Knock, knock (Who's there?)
Mega Man, motherfucker
Got my Buster cocked back for all these cocksuckers

Who knew the boy in blue
Would kill Blizzard Man like I always do?
I do it all for you, shoveling this snow
I'm gonna tell Mr. X that I ain't taking no mo'

Jump over, shoot you dead
Dodge the snow then shoot the back of your head
I'm a psychotic robotic, no role model for kids
Flame shooting you on fire, fucker, breaking your ribs
To the seal, I'm gonna dodge some bombs
Take out the helicopter, oh my god
Put the Flame Suit on, retrieve my free man
Then jump off the bombs 'fore they explode

God damn!
Fucking shit!
For real?