Adam Dub - David Hasselhoff Chest Hair [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked

[Verse 1]
David Hasselhoff chest hair, with a natural Pam And
Look a like, if i want she can even get me breast fed
Im fly like Pan Am used to be
Im the present of this music shit
Thats why i got beauty chicks, jewish chips, and cruising whips!
Put both of my balls in her mouth, like u can't choose it bitch
Exotic footwear, just because it was made in Vietnam
Love your girls pussy smell more in the morning than napalm
I throw a rock then wave my hands, i praise my friends
Raise my ends, sit inside then Purple Haze my Benz!
The new Hendrix, i added millions to my lifes appendix
High as shit, listenin to the new hits of Kendricks
Im a fan of Lamar, but its not Odom
No disrespect to him, but im always in the restaurant sippin the Opus
So i have no time to keep up with the Kardashians
Ask your grandma, she knows im Used to be a nasty man

[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked

[Verse 2]
Rolled the dice, thrown some ice
And now im rich bitch, Ashy Larry
Your taste in music suck, i heard you bumpin Laffy Taffy
While i was sippin coconut juice, that shit malagasy
Like King Julien is
When we are out of liqour we switch it to some peruvian shit
Out on the street with all my nubian click
Laugh at the fuckin way you live , but thats just some freudian shit
Laugh at the fuckin way im fuckin your bitch, i got a herculiean dick
When im done i tell the bad bitch, make me some san-d-wich
But its better not be peanut butter jelly
Its better if you give me your butt and i fill it all the way up to your belly
She a lazy freak so she love that, fuck her one more time then leave through the firestairs
Call up my old french au pair, take her out to fried snail
So we eat crepes and escargos
Tell her i got a cuban down under, and never heard of an embargo
Damn Mrs Saint-Pierre, you deserve an Oscar more than Argo
When she swallos she better not drop a drop, coz then no pardon
I strive for perfection, a dickslap or two to make sure she learnt the lesson
So far i have only fucked one girl to candles and John Legend

[Talking]
Damn,she was fine
And fortythree
And she made dinner
Damn i miss her, i miss those meatballs, and im sure she miss my meatballs too! HAAAH

[Hook]
When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair
Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear
When u were with your friends playin FIFA
I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked