Aimee Mann - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
All the windows were dark
No one knew he was here
All the whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care

[Verse 2]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 2]
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

[Verse 3]
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 4]
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

[Verse 5]
All I need is a reindeer, so he took his dog, Max
And he took some red thread and he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the whos lay a-snooze in their town
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn!
And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags
Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

[Verse 6]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 7]
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

[Verse 8]
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch

[Verse 9]
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce