Al Loober - (Under What) Conditions [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Would you still love me if I was leaking diarrhea?
Would you still go to the banquet with me beside you eating?
If you seem obliged, then please abide, could you kindly keep a secret?
Don’t lead a guy deceitfully or lie cause I’ll believe it
If you think you’d be there, please just beware
Things are easily agreed until you leave the clean air
And then you scream to repeal the deal
If I were to feel you up, would I still be your true love?
Or would you scream and proceed to deem me a screw up?
Could you bear to sit while our parents cringe
Just a pair of kids in a factory for embarrassment?
You said no conditions, but I don’t know that you’d be so committed
Once we reach these bold divisions, so answer me:
If I met your family wearing a graphic tee
And some sagging jeans, would you happily introduce me as your man-to-be?
I don’t know how else to put it, something tells me that you wouldn’t
So humor me, woman, dispel my confusion

[Hook]
Do you love me? How deep?
Deep enough to plunge cheek first? Let’s see!
If you really loved me, you’d think of me as a person worth your suffering
So tell me: what’s it gonna be?

[Verse 2]
If I said I was a pedophile, would you then decide to
Desert me, left a miser, in the event that I should
See a crippled kid, and point and laugh
Would you be so quick to join our hands
Poise and stand, call me as the boy you pant
For while the world points its boiling wrath?
If you have an answer, I'm embarrassed to check
I feel fear and upset by what I hear from the press
Did you hear what they said when they let Zimmerman acquitted?
What if I was the man who did that little black kid in?
Would you forgive me and perceive it as a little accident?
I don’t think you understand what your little hand is in!
If I was a terrorist wiped out by a Navy SEAL Team
Would you give me a wake speech pained with feeling?
I understand these are bad things but they shouldn’t actually
Make you have to leave if you truly meant you were attached to me
And if in fact you feel enamored the, above shouldn’t tamper how you stand with me
And that I can’t believe, at least not naturally, so answer me:
If I shared these thoughts, these raw, direct thoughts
Would you not just step off? Would your heart and chest drop?
It’s an honest question, I want an honest answer!
You got a box to check off: either not or yes, sah!
I will not be led on, and you will not be let off
This train goes one direction, there will not be rest stops
I’m prob’ly headstrong, but I will not continue fantasies
You are not leaving here without answering:

[Hook]