Andre, The Giant - Wake Up Call/Paradise [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

"Wake Up Call"

[Verse 1]
Her face flavored cherry
My hair strawberry
We some Sour Patch Kids like candy
Fuck brandy
Sip on that lemonade
Nothing in it but ice cubes
It was a good day, shouts to Ice Cube
Download this and add it to you Itunes
Whassup my dude?
With your bitch, that's nothing
Puttin' on? I call it frontin'
Show me something that's not fuckin' stupid
Fuck a wife, now I got two kids
White picket fence
Blood rushes to the head, now my white dick is dense
Wearin' them black Air Flights
My pants, they're tights
I'm a killer, man
Killer man
Gotta killer plan
Oh
You don't think I'm a killer?
Bam!
Goddamn
Got that no god flow
Watchin' Regular Show
Want that new girl, Zooey Deschanel
Maybe I'm dreamin'
Got more cheese than Cheez-It's
Call me Jesus, preach this
Teach bricks
Millions in the ceiling and monsters in the closet
And if you don't like it, well then, you can pause it or rewind it
Yo
Bring that back, bro

"Paradise"

Bitch
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
Ain't love, baby
Huh?
Shoutout to Satan

[Verse 1]
Life is what you make it
Let's make a movie
No lights, naked
Booty shakin'
Check Yo Ponytail
Paler than Tony Hale
Trophy ridin' shotgun
Bad music is not fun, but this is
Nobody gets what this is
This is alone in your bedroom
This is wantin' to be dead soon
This is what they find bumpin' in the whip crashed in the woods
This is what you got fronted, this that good
Got that grain, shorty
Grip that wood
Shorty say my name, "Giant"
Layin' under the stars
These bitches seem like they're form Mars
Don't own no restaurants, but I got them motherfucking bars