Atom and His Package - Pumping Iron For Enya [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I joined a gym
Although its not punk at all
But i gotta look good and lower my cholesterol
There's one girl i want to notice me
I'll have a slightly better chance if my body is buff you see
I'm being obsessive, B-E obsessive
Her name is enya, for her, im running this mile
And it will upset my parents that i am stalking a gentile
I'm willing to do anything, i'll be her slave
There's only one word difference in "new age" and "new wave"
We can sing it enya, your synthesizer or mine
It's all the same
And doesn't enya goren oronoco flow
Like the perfect name?
So i joined a gym with my dad
We were both scared
And it's always pretty weird seeing your dad in his underwear
At the universal machine
I put the weight at 1 lbs. you see
I bench the thing up and down real fast and everybody envies me
You don't even know me enya, and i've only seen your face on the cover of your cd
I'm waiting for you enya, so please enya wait for me
Your heart could fall for mine if you let it
I wrote you a love letter did you get it?
Though i know this might sound strange
If you don't like who i am, maybe i can change