Attack Slug - 4ums [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

On the bbs, we know what is best
Internet obsessed, so guess what you're next
We are not impressed, got your home address
It is a contest, discover the context
Text cannot stop, and spamming dicks'll
Bump to the top, not half what chicks pull
And we won't drop till we get the mix full
This looks shopped i can tell by the pixels

(Ranger)
Visit the forum, man I'm in a fit of boredom
Gonna read some shit, feed the twits and miss decorum
Explore the board, quick click to view the new posts
Few boast the skill to stick and jam my alley-oop posts
I'll set you up, dude, you better bring the comedy
Don't take it serious and go and tell your mum on me
I'm havin fun you see, unless you wanna bring the drama
Cause then it's on, I'll eat you up like Jeffery Dahmer
Protect your karma, best to check with Dalai Lama
Fore you mess with me, cause I am the cat's pyjamas
Buildin pyramids, climb the top to get your rep dropped
Scorin points like I'm Cousy with a set shot
You best PM the mods and beg to lock the topic
Butt heads with me, your cred's already microscopic
You post myopic, open eyes and light a candle
Now you understand, man, it's time to change your handle

(attackslug)
Oh hai, i wandered in here from the Habbo
Bestow the brillance of another cat macro
In fact though, just here to act wack yo
Nice hack bro, ya made the mods aggro
Ohhhh, my intro post? i like turtles
FUCK YEAH SEAKING, and i'm dying squirtle
Get my kekeke from unfunny meme's
Sage for the raid and the process repeats
Elites, believe they're the alpha geeks
And outline refined post techniques
I bring the hammer down on grammer critiques
Seems oblique, but you'll fit in within the week
The meek get diced, so welcome to the tubes
Invade the zeitgeist, and you better bring lube
Or offer sacrifice by posting some boobs
Or pay the price and get burned like dumb n00bs

Yes, trolling all your posts
Got you seeing ghosts
There's no route to host
Your account is toast
Oh don't you see that we
Are tracing your IP
Identity is posted on /b/

(KABUTO)
Topic locked, register, copy to text editors
I'm better with the messages mopping up my competitors
Rage a little here, little there, till you flip out
Warning from the mods, posted a pic up with my dick out
And that's quite a feat bitch i had to use a fisheye
Can it take a seat bitch, an internet spitter is i
Courteously serve ya pwning because you suck sir
Freud himself couldn't cure your fuckin butthurt