Average Joe - 50 Shades Of Jay [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse]
It was four o'clock
Passed 17 minutes and than she came
So it was about 4:17 the time she came
Heard the door knock-knock
And then I heard my name
The maids weren't there
So there wasn't a beast to tame
5:13 was the time she came for the second time
But lemme describe
Light kissing than she proceeded to do things that show no shame
Ten minutes later, she shouting out my name
Mão na mudança, she drove me insane
My head on the clouds, felt like a damn plane
And we acted so wild, Tarzan and Jane
My head on the clouds, a date with Mary Jane
And Oh Sweet God, It was un-humane
Doing things you wouldn't do if the chick were your main
My cole world turned hot, sorry Jermaine
But at least we were playing your beats while rolling around on the sheets
Afternoon sex while bumping In The Morning
Couldn't even hear the doors with all of that moaning
She was like "Oh, Im cumming"
I wonder where you going
It was radical the shit was throwing
She turned as hot as star and I could see her glowing
Round after round, my bed reached of these different funks
Nasty shit, we were a pair of skunks
No need to rush it baby
I ain't no Forrest Gump
Plus I enjoy all the moment with your amazing bumps
Then back to kissing
Let's waste our gums
Damnit, I love the motion of the ocean
And you on that Shakira shit
You might even have a few ribs missing
That Beyoncé shit
Cause honestly you have more curves than a race track
Plus sex good, that's why I made this track
Wound up with three big scars on my back
She was a lioness and this was a massive attack
If you really have 50 shades
Than this might be the darkest
Kinda like me
Joe