B. Hopt - Another Day at the Office [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I'm not trying to be j Cole
By 25 he signed with roc nation
I'm feelin so damn old
Not even on local radio stations
But when it's time for me to weigh in
I'mma be heavyweight contender
Find me on the itunes dollar menu like five peice tender
I throw rhymes in a blender with CR on my feet
I get Creative for Recreation when I hear a beat
Yeah I spit that heat like dhalsim would
Bitch I'm hotter than fire fffffire fire wood
I'm a hip hop writer, I Shine way brighter
Than a lighter in front of a fuckin igniter
A rap murderer for hire who gets higher
But my eyes arent red from smoking green
Theyre red cause the fuckin contacts are mean
Im so fresh and so clean i got so much finesse
Hit the gym to work on my fitness
Eating up the kung foo panda express
I'm Jack black When I attack this rap track
And kick ya head back like when u saw Ben affleck
Win the golden statue
My eyes are closed like I'm saying ah choo
Because I dont have a job and I'm bored as fuck
And I need to get a Paycheck but that movie sucked
But lately his career has had better luck
Aw fuck I'm getting off topic
What was it again I already forget it
Oh yeah I got no money in my wallet
Pockets are overflowin with lint
Because my money came and went
Wondering why i'll give you a hint
It starts with an A and end with holic
Everytime i see booze i just maul it
Im too sick with this is addiction
Its gonna take over before its even begun
Im retarded with these rhymes run forrest run
Dont ever think im done I haven't even started yet
Put all my eggs in one basket that be a retarded bet
I'd rather takes those eggs to make an omelet
And I'm a let you know
That I'm about to blow
Up like a damn air bag, I'm ready to go
Feels like I been moving slow mo
Running through play dough
And yo I'm tearin up bars like a kid at fat camp
Hotter than a lava lamp
Lookin for a girl with the best tramp stamp
A heart won't cut it
Ya gotta have something more clever
I'm Ballin on a budget
So i gotta pull down this lever
Hope i can strike the jackpot
Tighter than a shoe knot
Who's hot? I'm hot, can't cool me down
I'm the fuckin king i just dont wear a crown