B. Hopt - H.A.M. Remix [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It was all good just a week ago
Had my girl cookin food on top the stove
She gone now took half my wealth
So im makin this food by myself
Same shit different toilet
Fill the water up and slowly boil it
Make some noodles dont know what else
Open the cabinets nothin on the shelf
Go to the fridge what i got to eat
Open it up but see i dont got shit
Check the time its still early
Get to the buffet but i gotta hurry
Gotta find my keys its time to leave
Gonna get sloppy need to roll the sleaves
Out the door head down the street
Stomachs growlin and i gotta eat
Park the car in a handicap spot
Need to get in while the food is hot
Pay my money and get my plate
Cut in front of the kids, get the fuck out my way!

I'm about to go HAM
Hungy As a Motherfucker
Let this buffet know who i am (X2)

Fuck ya'll mad at me for why you think i came through
I paid my ten bucks so i can eat this crazy food
I shoved your kid for reason he was being way to slow
I just wanna get my plates filled then sit at the table
Get my free refills they might as well give me a pitcher
Bring ziplock bags so you can take food home witcha
Now i got three plates that i can't wait to eat
I know its a lunch buffet but ill be here all week
Fuck bein so hungry I can eat a horse, i'ma eat the farm
Chicken parm, now the spaghettis up
I'll be here all day i dont give a fuck
Try to take my plate and you'll lose a hand
Dont these waiters know that im fuckin HAM
Deserts galore, even eat the food off the floor
Five second rule im gonna need five minutes more
Crab legs with a side of potatoes and jelly
Im gonna be a fat bastard so get in my belly
Try to kick me out so i had to sneek back in
Wear a little league jersey im a wolf in sheeps skin
Hope they dont notice me because we look alike
Fuck, I was caught again now im banned for life

I just went HAM
Hungery As a Motherfucker
Now this buffet knows who I am (X2)

But now I'm feelin FAM
Full As a Motherfucker
Im never gonna get off the can (X2)