B00bjob - Ay haha [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: b00bjob]
Name michael hella skills
Raw I’m on two nikes oh
I got gills and spikes yo
I'm raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed
I’m, like, fresh like i was kept on ice and bleep bleep
Expletive deleted or some shit
Man I’m on some dumb shit
Always tanned but only in the spots where the sun hit
Yeah, I’m sun kissed (uh)
The poo poo boiz, yeah we be a bunch of fun kids
I'm a epic diva thrown tantrums
Cause someone ate my salami
I’m like mami, can you go to the store
And buy me some more salami?
Please?
You know?
I’m filthy, I’m rotten, I’m like Dave Grohl on cocaine ho, I’m a trained mole
Name any other brave soul who can dance with this cave troll and I’ll... I dunno
Who cooler than michael in 2k14? Very clean
Like wiping the floor to give it more sheen
Hit like on your favourite device
And I’ll cook you some rice
Not, like, plain I mean, like
Garlic, olive oil salted
I wish i could be moulting, cause its too hot
Like really though
To cool down I could deal with a bald spot