Beefy - David’s Sister [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

This is my love song of sorts. Uh, don't get me wrong, I don't really think I'm in love with David's sister, I just thought this would be a really good way to piss David off. Because David's sister is hot, and I mean HAWT!
David was a cool guy
A nerd just like me
And I met his gorgeous sister at the age of eighteen
Breathtaking beauty
Very smart and funny
Talented and stunning
Miss Popularity
She sat right beside me in my first hour class
And I refuse to make a rhyme about her tight little ass
Whoops
That was an accident
My bad, I swear
I also swear she drove me crazy with her golden blonde hair
But there was nothing I could do
Couldn't make me a move
Because David was a good friend and I knew he'd dissaprove
But it was pretty irrelevant
She was out of my league
Thought it a better idea to take the heart off of my sleeve
So I just sit in a corner and pine from afar
Wrote my little movies so I could make her a star
Not so much a stalker
But just a really big loser
And like the old saying goes
A begger can't be a chooser
In love with David's sister
Nothing I can do about it
In love with David's sister
Just like everyone else
In love with David's sister
The unattainable girl
In love
In love
In love
With David's sister
I know she has a name
It's just an inside joke
But if I uttered it out loud
It'd make the Beef man choke
She could be goofy and silly and nerdy and weird
Though when she smiled at you it would always seem sincere
Me and my friends always talk about the geekiest stuff
But when she entered the room all the guys shut up
We had super powers just like Jessica Jones
That's when Brian Bendis' Alias for all those that don't know
She was a movie buff just like her big brother
I would have asked to one but I moved away that summer
At least that's my excuse for not having a spine
And if I had asked her she'd probably just decline
And Even though he's smaller David would bash my head
I'd rather read a Chuck Austen comic book instead
That would be torture
Just like this here crush
But I can't help it my friends
I just like her so much
In love with David's sister
Nothing I can do about it
In love with David's sister
Just like everyone else
In love with David's sister
The unattainable girl
In love
In love
In love
With David's sister
Boys don't cry and neither have I
Dude, I'm serious, I just got dirt in my eye
I just miss listening to her over play Whitesican
Why did David's sister have to be a god damn ten
It's not fair
(It's not fair)
But I did nothing about it
I guess it's just easier to sit down and start bitching about it
Because I moved away and she's still on my mind
This angel was just so sweet and so kind
And so cute and so smart
Naive and yet wise
I could spend eight hours just looking into her eyes
This is kinda freaky
I feel like a stalker
Like a loon or a nut or a dude off his rocker
Just want to rip my hair out and send it to her
No wait, that's psycho
My life's becoming a blur
She's driving me insane
Cause now I'm just blabberin'
And it's all because of David's sister named Kathryn!
In love with David's sister
Nothing I can do about it
In love with David's sister
Just like everyone else
In love with David's sister
The unattainable girl
In love
In love
In love
With David's sister