Beefy - Geek Out [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Geek out!
Stay online for twenty hours
Geek out!
Make up brand new super powers
Geek out!
Keep up on the latest movie news
And pimp your little website until it gets about a billion views
Geek out!
Write a fanfic starring Predator
Geek out!
Meet your friends and roll a character
Geek out!
Find the address of Joss Whedon
You can go through all his trash and find the things that he's been eating

-Find the address of Colbert
And try to make him like you just by beating up a bear

-Find the address of Beef Thompson
Tell him he's the bestestist, and tell him that you love him

Geek out!

Make a joke then blame the government
Don't act like you don't like it cause I know you do a little bit
I'm not exactly the type to take some action
Get online and join a faction, level up to satisfaction
Well that's not for me, but I love ya if ya do it
Downing carbonated fluid while you're rolling up a druid
I don't care about an Idol, I'm not dancing with the stars
But I'll pour a 40 for my love Veronica Mars
Rofl at the Office but we cringe at Michael Scott
We'll open up a sushi bar, call it Wok It Like It's Hot
Slamming like I'm Bam Bam, Indie like I'm Sandman
Cute and silly ninja cause I'm beating up the Foot Clan
Call me Ben Grimm cause you know that I rock
Don't call me tvlinks, there's no way that I'll stop
Can't contain me in a comic cause I'll break through every panel
Bowl of Fruity Pebbles then logging on to Surf The Channel

I'm the nerdcore superhero dude
Copy if you want to but it's lame and that is understood
Should be praying for your soul if ya ever call me fatty
Do a **transformer noise** transforming to a Big Daddy
And your girl's my Little Sister, I'll protect her and I'll love her
If the shop don't have my comics, pack it up and find another
And yo GTA4's got me talking like I'm Russian
Eat a bunch of Reese's Pieces and we WASH IT DOWN WITH TUSSIN
Like my name was Cassie Wright, I got nothing to lose
Don't punch me and don't pinch me cause I'm easy to bruise
I hit snooze, sip booze while I'm looking at nudes
And I joke with all my buddies bout the secrets of ooze
Geek out, You'll really love it. Geek out if you're a nerd
Like my name was Gigahertz dude I'm totally absurd
I'm a jack of all trades and a fan of every hobby
You don't know it, I'm on fire like my name was Ricky Bobby

Got a twenty sider in my hand
Tiny dwarf figurine and it's all at my command
Just light me a torch while I take on all the orcs
Not really an adventure, just a room full of dorks
Glad you like Street Fighter but no way that you can beat me
I rock my own style that I learned from Dan Habiki
Walk into the club and I pick up the mic
Kids holding up the wall yelling Nerdcore For Life
Shut your freaking gob, and I'm honest blog
If I could get a date with Juno I would give up my job
Fertile and she's pretty and she's bad to the bone
Smile and say I love her on a hamburger phone
Pay to see Iron Man again and again
Convince myself that me and Tony Stark could really be friends
Nerds everywhere, raise your fist and be proud
Tell the rest shut their mouth and prepare to geek out!