Beefy - Internet Celebrity [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I want fame and fortune. That's not hard to believe
And Internet cred isn't hard to achieve
Cause in the real world my music's just one big joke
But in cyber space I'm so hot that I make smoke
Truth is, I'm just a small fish
In this big ass lake that's owned by mc chris
I'm gonna do my best to stay out of his shadow
I don't freestyle, I use Gameboys when I battle
Sitting all alone in my room writing raps
When all I wanna do is be like the Brothers Chapp
Making hella bank off of t-shirt sales
Plus I'd be attracting all of the females
Cause ladies dig guys who get lots of respect
Just ask Jeph who make Questionable Content
I just want someone to make a ringtone of this song
And tell their friends that they've been down with Beefy all along
I wanna be. I wanna be
I wanna be an Internet Celebrity
I only have a fourth of the talent of Frontalot
Cause without a funny voice I'll never make it to the top
I wanna see my reviews all over Ain't-It-Cool-News
And have a million reads on my blog sharing my views
Want more downloads than bootleg Daily Shows
I'd rather get a million hits than a stable full of those
Wanna be a cast member on TechTV
Making out with Morgan Webb, all week at E3
Over a thousand people downloaded my first EP
Figured there be more since I gave it away for free
How can I gain fame when I can't draw?
Photoshop freaks me out. Can't draw a chick at all
Guess I'll have to hold a rabbit for ransom (Save Toby)
Or be the next Star Wars kid, only fatter and handsome
My flash animations aren't cutting the slack
So that's why I make these crappy, poorly written, nerdy raps
I wanna be. I wanna be
I wanna be an Internet Celebrity