Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch [Bloodhound Gang Mix] by The Bloodhound Gang [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(I'd appreciate your input)
Sweat, baby. Sweat, baby-
Sex is a Texas Drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So, put your hands
Down my pants-
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And your getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough
Your out of bounds
I want you smothered-
Want you covered
Like my Waffle House hasbrowns
Come quicker than Fedex
Never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stocks
You are inclined to make me rise
An hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time

[Chorus]
(Do it now)
You and me baby
Ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby
Ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like the do on the
Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Love-
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Eygpt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hierogylphics?
Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs-
High tide-
B-5- you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mister Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

[Chorus] x 1
You and me baby
Ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby
Ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
Dicovery Channel
(Do it now)
You and me baby
Ain't nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
Discovery Channel
(DO IT AGAIN NOW)
You and me baby
Ain't nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
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