Borderline Disaster - Crashing Castles [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
All my hope seems gone
But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right

[Verse 1]
I pick the blue knight
Fuck green, fuck red
I'm gonna put up a fight with ice
With my princess gone, fear of the kingdom echoes in my mind
It's time for me to find my place and erase the evil from this godforsaken place
From Home Castle to Barbarian boss
Archers all around me
They fight, their fuckin' loss
I'm on a mission now
Four heroes with a sentence for death
Chainsaws, carrots and shit
Motherfuckin' noobs come at me and ask me if I came equipped
Get your shit, go to town
Newgrounds hooked me up with a fat blacksmith
Get to the back, fast act
First come, first serve
Backed by an animal juggling bitches like cracked on Adderall
Gandalf couldn't top what I got, burst of flames hit the spot
Sadistically tricking the enemy into thinking I'm all alone
Just know there's three more clones

[Hook]
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
All my hope seems gone
But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right

[Verse 2]
It took days, but hey, my telescope sees ways
The pirate ship, the ninjas flip, my defense shit
Where does it me man, the sand, a thousand scorpions at hand
I'm on demand, can you handle the track?
I'm camel back, kickin' ass, trippin' over sand traps
Let me have at, grab at
This animal kingdom, this freedom to choose
Which one to use
Bing! It came to me
Giraffe so I can level up basically for free
What the hell are these orbs and weapons I find
Everything from s***in deer and camel spit blows my mind
But that won't matter in a game of toss
Spike the ball on their head, there goes another boss
Then suddenly I'm sucked into a ship
Full of aliens, prison cells and shit
Just throw that switch bitch, and watch me make my escape
Then suddenly, me and my crew are out of there safe

[Hook]
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
All my hope seems gone
But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right

[Bridge]
Oh
Oh-h-h-h
Oh-h-h-h
Oh

[Hook]
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
All my hope seems gone
But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
When the orange, green, blue and the red unite, we get it right
Castle crashing, all my hope seems gone
All my hope seems gone
But with my princess gone, this journey's just begun