Chilly Gonzales - The Grudge [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I hold a grudge like a rapper holds his crotch
So just watch me
If you snub me I'll try to control my temper
But I'll definitely remember
See, what I need are enemies
Please, a nemesis or nemeses
They say revenge is like sashimi
Best served cold, so shiver when you see me
My occupation is much like a doctor
I got a lot of patients
Seasons change, tick tock
And strange how I smile when I see you
I'm a sick fuck
Yeah, I'm so cunning
If I put it in your mouth
Then you won't see it coming
But the truth is I need you
If you ever said sorry
I would just hate to believe you
So please don't

You are my grudge and I won't budge
This is my right, who are you to judge?
I'm aiming for you, I'm willing to wait
I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate
You are my grudge, I'll never forget
What you owe me, I'll collect the debts
And if it's the last thing I manage to do

The best laid plans of mice and me
And nowadays you're so basically nice to me
How can I hate you? You say 'how are you Jason?'
And I'm plotting your humiliation
We're like Barack and McCain
Mozart, Salieri, Houdini and what's his name
You know the guy in Montreal who hit him in the stomach
You are my mountain and I will piss on the summit
And from that very high altitude
I will be the one with the high horse attitude
I'm a sadist, but I'm saying I'm the saddest dude
Cause I just did everything I said I'd do
What's next? I'll be the head honcho?
You'll be gone, but will I still be Gon-zo?
Without the competition
Will I become a hippie or a hipster with no ambition
Please God, no!

You are my grudge and I won't budge
This is my right, who are you to judge?
I'm aiming it for you, I'm willing to wait
I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate
You are my grudge, I'll never forget
What you owe me, I'll collect the debts
And if it's the last thing I manage to do
It will come right back to you