Daddy Bruce Lee - 911-derful [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Well I just quit believin' one day
I wasn't lead astray

You know Jesus was the carpenter
That built the stairway to heaven--you know his daddy let him
It's not what you know it's who you know
Who's a friend of the family
That brings the fashion?
Jesus was the carpenter
That hated nails with a passion
What up Jesus?
Just hanging with a couple friends
Waitin on my dad to get home
And put the world to an end

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had

Well I always knew the planet was round
But today I noticed it
Carl Sagan was the perfect astronaut
But never left the Earth T-minus 3..2..1
Houston we have rebirth

George, Jedi Merchandise Master
Every boy needs an orange and white flight suit and a blaster
Kenner must have been buying plastic by the ton
Until you got old, you had the Empire on the run

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had
Yeah yeah

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Well, everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had
Well, yeah yeah yeah yeah

See all I'm trying to say is
Somehow somewhere some people someday
Might actually see the
N to the I to the N to the E O-N-E O-N-E D-E-R-fully
The world revolves with us not around us, end of story

You can beat a man to death with a crystal
Or build him shelter with the butt of a pistol
We'll never see how in retrospect, it's a comedy
It's not what happens to us, it's what we do in kind
It's a 911-der fool...rewind

You know girl I've been watching you
No not stalking you! Just watching you
And I can't help but see
That you're just like me. Yeah

When I was young all I ever wanted to be
Was a quick bad mutha like Bruce Lee
Brandon took a bullet for his daddy in the end
The Dragon and the Crow
You know the Triads did 'em both in

Are they one inch power punchin up in the heavens
With all them other legends?
Sadly, we may never know
If Carlos y Jesús sabe Jeet Kune Do

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Well, everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one
Cause that was all I had. yeah yeah

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Well, everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Well, everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had

Worry not! Everything's cool, it's all 911-derful
Well, everything good, everything bad
Only learned to count to one cause that was all I had
Well, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Worry not. Worry, worry not, baby
Worry not. Worry, worry not, yeah

Worry not. Worry, worry not. Worry
Worry not. Worry, worry, worry

Worry not. Worry, worry not. Worry
Worry not. Worry, worry not, yeah yeah

Everything...