Dan Lauper - Stalker (Parody of "Trust You" by Rob Thomas) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Spoken via an edited interview)
Well, I pee in my firesuit
(Quagmire smelling and exhaling)

Verse 1
Oh my God, what the hell did you just do?
10-15 years older, and this is what you do
You waste your life doing that perverted shit
You’re a stalker
Follow her on Instagram, and commenting “Mine”
On almost all her pics starting with post nine
All you have to do is take some time off a bit
You’re a stalker

Chorus
I see you lie, about, that freaking ugly break-up
You’re a stalker
Stalker
You make me sick, because, you write these stupid love songs
You’re a stalker
Stalker

Verse 2
Yeah, these proposals, they’re getting out of hand
At first, they’re cute, now they’re entirely bland
I know I’m supposed to comment like a sweet fangirl
But this moronic trend gets you fired for real

(Chorus)

You should be dumped, by that, Woman Crush Everyday
You’re a stalker
Stalker

Bridge
This honeymoon needs to end right now
The DMV will take away your engagement somehow
I know I’m greedy, but I tell you the truth
Don’t come back to her, pick someone else for you

(Chorus x2)

(Spoken)
No curiosity

END