Darmstadtium2013 Parodies - Handlebars - Darmstadtium edition [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
I can build a house on Minecraft
On Minecraft, on Minecraft
I can build a house on Minecraft
On Minecraft, on Minecraft

[Verse One]
Look at me, look at me
Cities 'cross the land it's fun to be
Alive, and I'm a famous parodist
Even when the world seems to be your enemy
I can show you how to build a home
I can show you how to make an OC
I can watch TPP and truly live
And I can almost recreate it on my birthday
I can make a TF comic strip
I can tell you about JustParodiezMan
I know all the words to "Excited"
And that parody was rejected and denied
Me and my friend saw a few bat rays
Me and my friend wrote a TF story
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want, cause look

[Hook One]
I can recreate a theme park in MC
Park in MC, park in MC
And I can rejoin Skype if I do get banned
If I do get banned, if I do get banned

[Verse Two]
Look at me, look at me
Just joined to say that it's good to be
Alive, friends with TFers
I'ma write a 1,000,000 page story
I can make money, by dissing Macklemore
I can play Five Nights At Freddy's
In the year 2018
Time travelin' with my new tech
I can make some awesome beats
I can make HuskyMudkipz restart, Saturdaymolotion
I know how to run the business
And I can make YOU wanna be TFed
Writin, stories and collabin'
Me and my friends can change the future
I see that I have a million watchers
I can do anything with all my friends, cause

[Hook Two]
I can take over dA; rename it to TF Art
It to TF Art, it to TF Art
And I can bring Mack into reality
Into reality, into reality

{*musical trumpet interlude*}

[Verse Three]
Look at me, look at me
Driving and runnin' over Nico!
And it feels so good
To be alive and on top!
My reach, is global, my TFs, forever
My cause, is badass, my power, is cool
I can hand out a million TF syringes
Or let 'em all die from lack of TFs
Have all healed from their humanity
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because they call me a baby!
And I can do anything with no permission
I can TF people with a MC command because

[Hook Three]
I can TF billions every night
Billions every night, billions every night
And I can regain deviantART cuz YOLO
Because YOLO, because YOLO
And I can TF the planet with a single trigger
With a single trigger, a single trigger
With a single trigger, a single trigger, Darm is on tooooooooooop!

[Intro]
I can build a house on Minecraft
On Minecraft, on Minecraft
I can build a house on Minecraft
On Minecraft, on Minecraft