Darmstadtium2013 Parodies - Pizza Is Fake, Right! and Earlylife Crisis [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Part 1 - Pizza Is Fake, Right!

[Verse 1]
Pizza
Is fake, right?
I saw Radiation
Art, changed my life
I hate TV Dinners
The only foods I'll eat are.. IDK
I need to get out of this diet
But there's X-Ray proof that causes riots
Pizza is fake, right!
I just wonder why
Everybody thinks it's so awesome
It's a dispute, against others
Refusing to touch burgers
And refusing to touch hotdogs
I'm just anti-pizza
That's alright
I love my life
But I hate pizza
So I'm kinda sad today

Part 2 - Earlylife Crisis

[Verse 2]
Don't like
Don't like
Penguins, c'mon, that's that stuff I don't like
Babies, c'mon, that's that stuff I don't like
Nico, c'mon, that's that freak I don't like
I hate being young
I wanna be on dA
Yeah
I hate penguins
I hate how everyone wants me to die
I'm a nice and kinda cool guy
*beep* years old; can't tell my age
I hate Zack First and anyone who calls me Mack
It's so sick, I hate Macklemore; I'll get back!