David Allan Coe - Dear Penis [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Dear penis
I dont think i like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all ya do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
Thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And i think that youre the one to blame
Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

He sings

Dear rodney
I dont think i like you anymore
Cos when you get to drinking
You put me places ive never been before
Dear rodney
I dont like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penis
I think i like you after all

Oh and rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls