Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Bumpin' Crotches [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
The most important part of the body is the crotch
Because it goes with you everywhere like a wallet or watch
But unlike these accessories, it is a necessity
Cause when it comes to making love it’s in every recipe
Four parts naked, three parts lust
Two packs of condoms and a nut I gotta bust
Put them all together, and then what’s left?
Just one more thing, girl, then you’ll be head chef
Call me the weatherman cause I gotta advise
You on the very high chance of hot dick in your life
Call me the banker cause I got a deposit
Call me the plumber, ’bout to plug your leaky faucet
Call me the fireman, I’ll show you my ladder
Call me anything you want because it’s not like it matters
I’m a jack of all trades, man, I’m macking all day, man
The ladies making noises when they’re laying with they man, like

[Verse 2]
First off let me just say, that nigga I don’t need a watch
Cause no matter what time it is, I’m always bumpin' crotch
I like to bump in the morning with some afternoon delight
And I’m the thing you hear going bump in the night
All of these fine-ass ladies give me a hard dick
Not even Jack could jump over this candlestick
My rhyme-spitting ass is always twelve girls deep
For all the words I be slinging, these are the rewards I reap
And I don’t wanna date you, please don’t misconstrue
All I wanna do is get down and get screwed
You got an empty hole, yes, that I can see
Let’s get to a hotel room and fill that vacancy
I don’t care if you’re married, girl, your finger I ain’t checking
I’ll take you back home and we’ll get to wrecking
When the ladies lay me all they feel is bliss
They make a sexy noise, it sounds a little bit like this, they go

[Verse 3]
My love life is like a fucking buffet
All you can eat, yeah, that ain’t just what they say
I’ve sampled women from all around the world
I’m even surprised I ain’t grown tired of girls
With all my experience, I’m a snatch connoisseur
Hear any lady I’m with screaming “Sacre le bleur!”
Make sure I give them something good to report
So fresh, so clean, so fat, so short
I’ve been raw-dogging bitches since I was a young dunn
Always at the top of my game, they rank me number one
When I drop trou, the girlies say “Wow!”
Then the panties fly, and we do something foul
When it comes to making them scream, I’ve got the high score
It’s like all they know how to say is “Yeah, gimme more!”
So I give them what they want cause I’m a generous guy
They get theirs, and I gets mine, they yelling