Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Lumbo Gold [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Lumbo Gold, the most potent strain of marijuana in the whole world. A lively blend of Double Purp and Acapulco Gold. Grown on the finest leather sofas, inside satchels of imported Colombian soil. Let us explore the mystique of Lumb Gold

[Verse 1]
Everybody give it up for the Lumbo Gold
Stuff that'll knock you the fuck out cold
And if I may venture to be so bold
Take one puff and you're gonna be sold
The very best stuff that's grown in a couch
For its power, I can vouch
Just give me half a j and in a half a day
I'll get a smile out of Oscar the Grouch
Everybody who try it
Is somebody who buy it
And they be loving on the only three niggas
In town who supply it
Anyone who says that it ain't good is a liar
So get on over here and add some fuel to the fire

[Verse 2]
I've got this ice on my wrist, and a bitch on my dick
I'm selling mad Lumbo man, this shit is legit
Lumbo Gold man, sell it worldwide
24/7, three-sixty-five
Snoop smoked my shit one time, he said it was legit
After one big old Snoop Doggy hit
It's better than the Afghan or the Silver Haze
So light it up, nigga and let's get blazed

[Verse 3]
I love to sit on the couch and feel something under my ass
Only to discover a Lumbo Gold stash
All the ladies love it when I got that LG
They all up in the club, rubbing theyselves on me screaming
"DJ Chode! Let me lick on your balls!"
I've got to say to them, "Now, hold up, y'all
I've got some fresh Lumbo I want to put in the air
And then I'll let you touch my naturally curly hair."