DINGO JOHNSON - DINGO RAPS [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Dingo]
I'm Magikarp in person
But I'm Gyarados up in the booth
I'm dicking down your daughter
Yes my dick was rubbing on her tooth

No need to tell the truth
You can ask her
Would of went back to college
But I forgot to do my FAFSA

So, here I am
In my room making beats
Lacing them with poison
Put that green sticker on my feet

Your flow is obsolete
Oh you bringing terror?
Oh your guns boop-bap like they Pro Era?

Flyer than Steez now
I'm jumping off a building wow
Didn't have to go there
But I did so don't have a cow

I'm beefing with these bitches man
I don't have any luck
But if my name was Q
I would have some better luck

I mean I broke up with my old girl
I don't know how to act
But I better watch my back
Because her favorite show is SNAPPED

And if a nigga sleeping on me
Then it must be a nap
Because a nigga so high
I'm playing hacky sack with Bernie Mac

My new bitch is curvy
And she's looking like a protract-
Tore her pussy up
Then I had to fucking go back....

..Home
So I dipped to the whip
The Car Dashin like Kim
I was racing Paul Walker
Let him win

I'm High as Wiz Khalifa
And she said She's Never Been
To a Mandingo party
So I had to let her in

She Fancier than Jamie Foxx
You niggas Braxton
She wouldn't let me fuck
Because I'm not a light skin


I'm a
Damn darky
Rolling dank
Spit malarkey
I'm eating Arbys
With a fresh fade like Steve Harvey..

Damn

And Marcus Smart was tryna push me into bed with Michael Sam
Let's invite Marcus Garvey now
Let's have a party now
I was off tequila, she was off Bacardi now

(they said they want the beats and the raps)

[Verse 2: Dingo]

So that's what Imma fucking do
Fuck you and your fucking crew
All you niggas trash rap
I mix this beat up like some stew

Balling on you fuck boys
Kyrie Irving, Uncle Drew
I'm eating all these twitter rappers
Close your mouth up when you chew

I flow like it's my last resort
Faded at the Fader Fort
With my Muslim niggas baking/bacon blunts
But now we fucking bored

We on that Mean Girl shit
Nigga you can't sit with us
I see you with your girl
I Slytherin like Hufflepuff

Can't hang with you
I lost my noose
Drunk, sippin booty juice
I'm cuming in your queens hair
I'm feeling like a Royal mousse

Born in Alaska
So me and Russia got a truce
A nigga want the pressure?
Bring the Soviets through

Because I'm coming with more raps than Christmas
My girl is prettyHot, had to measure her with a Litmus
..Paper stacking, but I'm far from rich
And life is kind of stressful when your friends wanna fuck your bitch

I mean these hoes acting masculine
These niggas acting feminine
These bitches want my nut
But she don't swallow like it's Cinnamon

I'm riding shotgun
I stand my ground with Zimmerman
Got a few flows?
Nah nigga got like ten of them

And I'm stacking Benjamins
Royals like them Tenenbaums
Girl you know I lick that bum
So sit up on my dick and thumbs

You must think a nigga dumb
I know you smashed the homie
Sucking all these niggas meats
So quit the damn the baloney