Epic LLOYD - S2 Episode 1: Glasscock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It makes me wanna scream caps lock and break kids
Who trash talk Glasscock on a day to day basis
I vacation a few weeks I gotta come back to this?
It's the type of thing that only Dis Raps can fix
BliinD21, he ain't too keen to come
To school with these dudes always offering condoms
I hear your 'please please please' and I'm here to help
You tell some dude to keep his rubbers and go fuck hisself
Say 'you can take an art class and glass blow me homie
Last time checked y'all inspected my junk too closely
Does it break? Does it hurt? You're so curious
Tell you what, stuff my balls into your mouth for some lunch
Give my reproductive organs a suck until they bust a nut
Then ask my knot directly whether or not they're made of flesh and blood

Call me Glasscock! And when I clutch crotch
I see your bling and rocks and take 'em up a notch
Y'all circle my style like vultures
Cause when I drop my drawers I'm hung like an ice sculpture
Thick and solid, I'm clear and ballin' ooh
Got a see through tube like pornstars use
And plus, not for nothin' with the ladies I'm nice
I just utter my full name and I break the ice
That's right Glasscock, you fuckin' own that shit
There's a million boring pricks all named John Smith
And to you Weiners and Wangs and all you boys named Sue
Say your name with pride too, nothin' else you can do
These folks makin' tired jokes, yo it's just sad
Cause your cock's the size of a shot glass, man
I get it, I mean it
I can see how that'd shrink your self-esteem
To the size of your tiny little penis
And you think it's nothin' taking shots daily like that
But it's the type of thing that drives a cat to grab a gat' and shoot back
And that sucks, so y'all keep your big traps shut
Dig down in your guts and man up for once
Just remember who the message is from, Glasscock
And the raging EpicLLOYD as the mascot
Booyahka!