Evil Cowards - Fixing Machines [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

If there's only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa
You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar
You got your love shack laying in the boudoir
You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver
And you're rocking out to Holy Diver
If our machine is broken
Then we gotta replace it
If our love is a token
Maybe we should erase it
And all this time, you were fixing machines
When you should have been fixing you
But I'm so happy that you never really wanted to
If there's only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa
Now listen. Did you hear that?
It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling
I know this guy who deals in the action
He lives his life looking for a reaction
He got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus
And he drives, and he drives in a '94 Taurus
He left his wife for a fucking machine
Cause he never had a fucking clue
And I know that's neither here nor there with you
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho
Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa
If there's only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show. Hey!
If there's only one sure thing that I know
Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show
You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar