Funkoars - The Greatest Hit [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Hey Seti!
Yeah, we should get some girl going like "Haow" and shit for the chorus for the girl
I could probably do it like this like, "Haow"

[Verse 1: Sesta]
You are not Jesus, you just nailed
And you must bail
Hanging around's out of the question
I'm dropping the confession
Cause gotta live a lotta shots and take it to her like a soccer lesson (Oh)
And she play the goal keeper
Soul reason I'm here's to retire old with a pole eater
(?) singing our raps
I'm gold diggin' her till I'm bank rollin' bringing me back (Yeah)
Bunny sticker on a car and the seats to match
You're kidding, with a Godzilla figure and teeth-less gap
Wheeze: asthma attack
Please stand at the back
Please step on this paper bag then play it back
Fill those A cups so full with paper, and uhh
Pray to God that he save ya
Fix your face up, Cake on make up
And then the scum bag might pick the bait up (bait up)

[Intermission]
You just stumbled across the most ugliest crew in the country
And you're still standin' there looking like a mang, mang!
Oh!

[Hook]
Ladies! Is that a bun in the oven?
Want some lovin'? Better suck that gut in!
Ladies, wipe your mouth off, wipe your blouse off, sound off, (Haow)
Ladies! Is that a bun in the oven?
Want some lovin'? Better suck that gut in!
Ladies, wipe your mouth off, wipe your blouse off, sound off

[Verse 2: Trials]
Ugh, they should've left you where they found ya
The girl stop traffic cause they can't move around her
They're like "I am beautiful" Ahh, guess again
You're better off making friends with lesbians
Check, you out of luck hanging round
Like Dakota Fanning found, Garry Glitter in her house
And your mouth stinks smelling like pub parmy
Foundation fountain looking like the KISS army
So I get my drink on, drunk with my pig on
Feeling like I felt up Delta without the wig on
Brand name shit, and she ain't poor by the sounds of it
But she poor like she pour her body in the smallest outfit
It sounds sick, but I love a dumb chick
When the smartest thing coming out their mouth's my dick!
I'd buy the piss and I drag the scratch
If the Vagina sag, I'll gladly pack the bags!

[Intermission]
Whoa, what's up ladies, standin' there lookin' like you stealin' some meat?
How about you be a friend and come have a barbecue or somethin'?

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Hons]
I don't need sneakers to pimp
I max skeezes that limp
Noarlunga train station chicks with Adidas for kicks
Believe in me this
The chick that I'm leaving here with
Would sport a second hand G string and bee-sting tits
I had a gut full of women
Who look like they got a gut full of chicken
And pucker up when I'm near 'em like (Kissing noise)
Still take 'em back to the tele then
Walk of shame with no pants
Actin' like they elegant
Head swell again
Hip size is irrelevant
As long as their throat can take more than a pelican's (Cough)
I still date that type skeez
That breeze up in hills to cover a borrowed fee
So throw your Centrelink cards in the air, (Girls!)
And wave 'em like you just don't care! (Ladies!)
If you're livin' the dream, I wanna hear you scream
"I don't pay full price for bus fare!"

[Outro]
For gods sake she looked like Olivia Newton John if she was really ugly and had huge balls