Goldie Teef - I Got Herpes Mum [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Sipping on purp
Don't sip off me
I got the the herp lip
Burnt tip of bowl
Before you hit it
To get rid of herpie germs
You better off burping worm
Coz your penis might sprout
French peanuts
I'm talking 'bout red bumpy shit
No head or humping bitch
Plus I got lumpy tits
Breast cancer
Lumpy space princess
Is the best dancer
And she's purple
Like whats in my cup
Snapping turtle
Is what i call my cunt
Coz it's not cock friendly
Already said its got deadly
Diseases it sneezes
Instead of squirting
What I say to flirting
Men asserting
Their prominence
Dominance
Nah I don't want to dance
Say got the herp
For self defense
Don't want to be friends
I make you pee pants
And run away
Wet tail between your legs
While I'm sipping on purple
And spitting this verbal
Abuse get used to it
Excuse my width
I'm blown up
Violet Beauregarde(that bitch is purple)
Flowing with no regard
For your chocolate factory ass
Cock up actually in that ass
Hole that's a tootsie roll
Color purple Whoopie Gold
But if you looking swole
Then this pussy clean
I mean no herpes
On knees bitch slurp me
(slurp noise)
Sound like Teletubby vacuum
In the back room
With Tinkie Winkie
Bent over sink he
Is purple
His balls I'd gurgle
But he's gay so he say
Bitch back off
No jack off
From yo hands
No dance to this slow jam
Unless you a grown ho man
Oh man
I don't usually rejected
Thats why I got the method
To get attention deflected
To make the dicks unerected
It's so unattractive
Still rubbing sack to head
Thinking 'bout this acrid
Twat
That just happens to be purple
Wat
Did your thoughts think I was
Going to say pink?
Well it might be it's more likely
Depends on how mix that
How you hit that
My pussy like mood ring
Chameleon
Changing hues
Depending how she feeling 'em
My rhymes you stealing 'em
When you say it no ones feeling 'em
Your peeholes I'm filling 'em
With cement man I'm mental
Red in the middle pimento
If you piss me off

[Bridge]
That's how we do a purple song
Hit purple weed out purple bong
(x3)

[Verse 2]
Marie Schrader
The curator
Of all things purple
Shiny squirtle
Kind of periwinkle
Purple tinkle
Acute intermittent porphyria
Make the kitten wan to gyria
I mean gyrate on yo face for gyro
I mean gyro
No dinero
So please spare yo change
For this strange bitch
With brain glitch
Cat got the mange bitch
Yes bitch I will say bitch
As many times as I want to say bitch