Jay Kila - Dip in the Pool [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I’ma be the only 40 year old with a shorty to hold
Horny at my moms house snorting some coke
I’m more than a joke I'm the comedian of the year
Coming to your concert to rip the diamonds out of your ear
I’m finally here - but where that is I dunno
So somebody buy me a beer til these raps line up some dough
I’m higher than low standing at the edge of a cliff
Been planning to quit the other drugs but hand me that spliff
A fan of big tits and a whole lotta Redbull
And vodka til my head gets full of electric type chakras
I’m the new Franz Kafka - pretentious as shit
With a box full of latkes that I’m sending your chick
I’m never too slick clever Jew prick forever stupid
Only guy from the Ivy League to ever do this
So what you want from me playboy? I’m wilin’ out in St. Croix
With a style to match so when I rap can you make noise

[Chorus] x2
I’m feeling good
I’m feeling great
I’m feeling I’m feeling I’m feeling empire state
I’m feeling cool
I’m feeling smooth
I’m feeling I’m feeling I’m feeling dip in the pool

[Verse 2]
I got a funky fresh flow that'll make your junky friends go
"Hold on man I think I need a couple of those"
See I'm a wild stallion wilin' on an Italian Island
The kid in the fourth grade eating peanut butter with scallions
Just finished rallying from booting on Friday night
In that city that never sleeps it's the ritalin keeping me hype
I'm psyched I don't get to meet new people too often
Check my teeth out you can see how I been flossin'
Life's awesome - I do a lot of really cool things
Like eating cereal for breakfast and choosing your mom's boob rings
Who thinks that I been ready to rhyme
See I had plenty of time my head is heavy it’s fine
Just know that I never cared for anybody’s opinion
I does raps for me and the drugs money and women
See I'm a serious as Siri is - go ahead ask her
Who the hell is Jay Kila? you’ll find out after

[Chorus] x2