Just B. Polo - Rudy Eugene [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro - News Clip]
We are putting a face to the cannibalistic attack
That led police to shoot a man they say was
"Gnawing" at the face of someone else
In the street...

[Hook]
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy Eugene (Zombie)
Rudy, Rudy, You (Growling like a wild animal)
(Canibal like attack)
X4

[Verse 1 - Just B. Polo]
Morning sonny, come and get your breakfast
Give your mom an "O" until she smothers you with "X's"
Guy that tried to tell me "You can smell it when you're next", shit
Maybe I'm the best and just a little bit congested
Mr. Touch the beat, but I'm afraid I might molest it
Never spitting fire, must be breathing in asbestos
Singing never works, voice flatter than my chest is
Plus I'm in the cut, but I suck and I got infected
700 friends, and in the end I get neglected
Music isn't metal, so it never got detected
Love? never got it, but God I gotta respect it
Hating men and women, so I guess I'm Bi-Sexist
Happy with a Jeep until you fender bend a Lexus
Never go to sleep until you never know what rest is
Never know a priest, until the water that he blessed is getting
Tossed around your house as if the devil got arrested
0 on a test, and then a 0 on the next quiz
Always setting precedents, but never got elected
"Bath Salt Guy" died twice and resurrected
He was into science and trying to dissect it
That's the kind of guy you were trying to not mess with
What would go delicious with salt? Some intestines
Teeth are deadly weapons, you can barely speak a sentence
Until your mom is saying "Morning sonny, come and get your breakfast."

[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Just B. Polo]
(It's a sin to grin. This winter shit is Gloomy)
It's been pitcher perfect like they drew me
Oh, he's just an underground kid, Goonie
Who me? only rock a suit if you can sue me
So they knock upon the wood, but can't de-root me
They say "Who's he?" and I'm like
(What?) People always asking for the new me
But the problem is, there probably isn't two me's
Plus I'm thinking who are you to judge? No Judy
And they say I got the Warner Brother flow, my tunes are looney you can loop me
I'm about to find some girls, and get some cooties
I've been trying to hop up into worlds like I was Rudy Tabootie
And they knew me, way before I was a "cutie" who had newly
Made a purchase, banging pots damn, SUNY (Wait)
Whats the newsie? Snooki had a toddler
And the guy who hates her is the father
Now you're saying Jersey Shore is probably gonna drop her
But the girl's and alcoholic, How is a baby gonna stop her?
"Ask him if he works here" No I'm just a shopper
And my million phony friends will raise their glasses, Harry Potter
And I got a couple cups to pack a punch, like it's a boxer
And another couple dogs that do it all like they were Goddard (Why bother? uhm)
So I've been sitting at my locker
Forgot my combination, what a shocker
Waiting for a girl to come around so I can spot her, ask for help
She told me "Not a chance, who am I your father?" Well, I hope not

[News Clip]
A witness who saw it all, described it as a "Gory scene"
Something he "Saw from a zombie movie."
The man chewing on the victim's face
And growling like a wild animal

[Hook]