Kwogfaf - Crimelife [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Interviewer]
Quiet please, in exactly 15 seconds we’ll be on the air!

[Man]
Get this and get it straight, crime is a sucker’s road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave

[hook x4]
Hip-hop do-do wow-wa

[Verse 1]
I relax in the solitude and safeness of my own residence
I smoke more marijuana than our last 3 presidents
Yeah, that’s right, another 420 blaze it song
About how we just chilling and doing nothing wrong
So yeah go on about how weed is more dangerous
Than driving along a southeast highway
And for every aggressively religious sign taking a shot

[hook x4]

[Interlude]
[Interviewer]
Here is part of an interview with the subject just be for LSD is to be administered

[Kwogfaf]
What’s up. It’s kwogfaf
You told me to just talk for a few minutes or something
So I’ll just talk about rappers, cuz I really like rap and stuff
So, let’s just talk about rappers I think are better than I am
First off, Lil B. Lil B is better than I am at everything and also better than everyone else
Kendrick Lamar is better than I am
Kanye West is better than me
Um, let’s see, Lil Ugly Mane is a better person than I am
Nicki Minaj, as much as I don’t want to admit it is better than I am
Who else? MF Doom of course, MF Doom is better than me
If you think I am forgetting anyone which I probably am
There’s probably a lot I’ve forgotten
Then hit me up on Twitter, send me a message on Twitter
And I’ll tell you if I think they’re better than I am
They probably will be, so

[Interviewer]
This is a glass of water. Colorless, tasteless
It contains 100 gamma of LSD-25. One tenth of a milligram
The equivalent of one six-hundredth of a grain
An ounce of this material will make a hundred and fifty thousand of such doses
Let us observe the effects some 3 hours later

[Kwogfaf]
Holy shit, man
I am only a subjective projection of my sub-consciousness
Which is constantly shielding me from the fact that
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow hum-like vibration
And all wants and needs are just permeations of a self-shadow
Lurking behind all dreams and aspirations created by a you
That isn’t yourself but a you that’s not the you imagined by you
And Earth works just like Pandora from Avatar
Or the island in Life of Pi the way it’s all one thing
Trout Mask Replica all makes sense and
Spirit they’re gone spirit they’ve vanished is the best animal collective album

[Verse 2]
Jobs, Hicks, Crick and Huxley all agree
The greatest invention by mankind is LSD
Yeah, that’s right, another Beatles song
About how we just tripping and can get along
So yeah go on about how someone died
Cuz they thought they could fly
But I’ve never known of a bird that couldn’t lift off the ground

[hook x4]

[Outro]
Thomas Jefferson smoked marijuana!
Benjamin Franklin smoked marijuana!
Beethoven and Bach smoked marijuana!
George Bush smoked marijuana!
Barack Obama smoked marijuana