Landon Tewers - This Song Is Worse [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Once upon a time, if you wanted to get signed, you had to write good songs and kill it live
Open 12 riff into a breakdown, two measures fast and then lets go into a beatdown
You gotta full sleeve? You can kinda sing? You're gonna be a fucking rockstar
This song took a half an hour to write, a lot of my own bands music fucking sucks
Wife beater was embarrassing, my voice sounded like a mouth full of cocks
Look at how fast my hands are moving, I can play the intro to district of misery by oceano
Elurghwirhlirgtwrntvliwrvnt, I didn't say an actual word in that last fucking part
Here's some lyrics to fill this part cus I'm too fucking lazy to write
The word "brutal" sucks, how can you call this music? Chug
I wrote this part cus I wanted it to be close to 3 minutes long, and obviously I have to replay the intro riff
Yeah all the kids are loving it
You've never heard a riff like this before, no
You signed a contract for fucking 12% royalties and you're stoked to hit the road