Landon Tewers - This Song Sucks [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

"I wanna kill every member of Blood On The Dance Floor
Cut 'em up and let my dogs eat their flesh for days
Fuck taking names, I'll cut your ugly face off and wear it while I bang your ugly girlfriend

I wanna die
I wanna fucking smoke all the cigarettes in the world and die
I want to die
I want to be buried in a toilet
I wish every single cat in the world would fall in a sewer and drown

All cats must die
Praise God for small traces of mercury found in tuna
I wanna fly in a plane and take a huge shit on this fucking world
I think I'm gay, some days I just wanna rot away
I wanna crawl in an old woman's vagina and just fall asleep
Dogs suck, family sucks, candy sucks
Put me in the ground I don't really give a fuck
Every show on TV is terrible, wish I would have been born Amish
Every merch design for The Plot In You has sucked up until the last 6 months
Fuck homeless people, fuck 'em all, fuck your mom, I wouldn't fuck your mom

I don't even wanna fuckin' do a vocal swell
This is the build up to the stupid breakdown aannnnddd
RAAAAAAPPPEEEEEE
This song sucks
This song sucks

Hold on tightly brother, I'm doing everything that I can do to keep you here with me, to keep your heart beating"