Lil' D - 3PAC sucks alot of cock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I sat down and ate a bowl of macaroni
Turned on my computer and was met with this phoney
He said best rapper in the game I said no way this guy is lame
He talks shit with no shame about the best rappers of all time
Yet he can hardly rhyme, if he came to my part of town
I would give him more than a frown and he turned right around
And got out of town

3pac you better get off my block before I introduce you to my Glock
I sit and said
3pac you better get off my block before I introduce you to my Glock

So I was a microwaving a muffin In my microwave oven
When one of 3pac's homies got too pushy and shovey
I said to him this is a big mistake
Especially when you are skinnier than a rake
I explained to him how little effort beating him up would take
And if I killed him he'd be swimming with the fishes in the lake

3pac you better get off my block I sit and said before I introduce you to my Glock (x2)
I sit and said

BEAST MODE ONLINE!!

They call me Lil D I'm as tough as can be
If you see me coming you better not get in front of me
You would be better off hiding up in a tree your pants will be full of pee
Then count to 3 and there will be no one around as far as the eye can see
Yeah!

I was in the bloods and crips they had me selling potato chips
And punching people till they had bloody lips
But i was dangerous and they had to let me go
Don't call me a bro you don't know about me and my mysterious ways
And for your own sake pray that's how it stays