It's better to be yourself
You don't have to be bad to be cool
Be good and you will be
Good at everything that you do
Fuck Eugène Terre
And all your stupid white knights
(do do do do, do do do do)
Welcome to my fright night!
[beat boxing]
Beat Box Slayer
Your wife masturbates to Steve Hofmeyr, uh
Now here's my word to your daughter
If your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or
Tries to make you touch his willy go tell your mom
Same goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin
You think the rapper knows what's up, maybe he doesn't
Don't bug me, I'm watching the rugby
My biltong makes me feel strong
Little puppies love me
Patricia Lewis knows who's newest
MaxNormal.TV
I'm rocking knee-high khaki socks
Bokkies from Benoni wanna blow me
I'm sending big shoutouts to all my Satanic homies
Throat-sucking goats from Cape Town to Port Elizabeth
Bored of visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car
Leave me alone, I can park it on my own!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid
Not quite as stupid as me, I'm the new kid!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Plus a lot of DJs these days suck
When I say DJ he say, "Fuck!"
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Straight out of Randburg - uh!
Crazy motherfucker named van der Merwe, uh
Used to eat the hamburger, just like everyone else
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Stop looking at me funny, look at yourself
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
I don't live on the streets, but I walk on the streets
I don't fly through outer space when I talk on the beat
When I enter the place, everyone gawking at me
Like my head is a microwave and my body's a fridge
Open my chest, stare at my lights
So what I'm a robot?
Don't try open my head, read the warning dummy
You'll get very dead very quick
I'm very, very sick
Right here on earth
Trying my best to get better
Rapping so high, rapping from inside the space station
The space monkeys in the circle, nodding their heads vacant
You're running out of energy, no more sun
Rent money, food, irrelevance, ET phone home
I fly in the air and flex my skill at big fancy festivals
Smile for the camera, grabbing my testicles
Rappers sound identical, like awards festivals
Your puff-fluffy play-play coochi-woochi I'm terrible
(RARR!)
Now run an' tell your mommy
Fuck the money, I'm in it for the young girls' punani
Sniff sniff, coochi bos, poes baie stywe
(Yeah dog!)
I'm not your dog I'm a wolf
I rap like I'm standing next to you in the lift without speaking
While you're thinking about what you're doing this weekend
You in the shallow end with arm bands
I'm in the deep end
Underwater your legs look good
You're like "what the..."
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Rappers are stupid, real fucking stupid
Not quite as stupid as me, I'm the new kid
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Sometimes I start having so much fun that I can't even think
I'll slip a tampon in your drink
Now you look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
My style makes your face ugly!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
Fuck looking at me funny, look at yourself
You look stupid, cause you look like everyone else!
I'm real like the landlord
The lord of the land
Your stuff's stuck as fuck
Everyone's bored of you man
You know when you go to sleep funny and you can't feel your leg?
Well you're still asleep, dummy, plus your whole heads gone dead
I'll punch you in the face, but you still won't feel it, like "pow"
Did you feel that? Exactly!
I walk around town, refrigerator style
Ain't the Moseneke
Kids laugh, fill me with stuff, making fun of me
'Til I overheat emotionally
Hubbly-bubbly for company
MC Totally Rad
Go hug a tree
Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid
Not quite as stupid as me, I'm the new kid
Walking down the block, in my kak flip-flops
Pajama pants, my t-shirt says "fuck hip hop"
People look at me like I'm some kind of gross stain
This ghost plane is most strange, I'll hurt your head like propane
I live on my own like a dream come true
Who would of thought?
I'm like "Wow, this is incredible!"
All the other me's before me looking to the future
With a big glow on the chest give me a round of applause
Free money get a word to the dassie on your sweater
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