MaxxSeed - Rapmatics [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]

Take your pride, and just divide it by 5
Add it a square root of truth minus compromises
Multiply the result by rhyme
And now you're finally ready to get in front of a mic!
(Alright)

Our first lesson is about the flow
I bet some of you probably know
What I'm gonna be talking about
Flow is the way how the words are laid on the notes of the notes of the beat making you just go -
HEY!

Great!
But you still better be careful about what you say
Don't brag about how much money you make
Cause Karma's one hell of a bitch
Making you rich today but tomorrow pushing you into a ditch

Make sure your lines are always longer than an inch
And always add a pinch of humor at the end of your sentences
And basically this was the first lesson,kids
Goodbye for now, see you all at the start of the second verse

Chorus

Rapmatics, rap-ra-rap matics
Hearing this subject every single kid panics
It can take you from the basement and put you in the attic
But it can do the opposite too if you wack at it

Verse 2

Second verse, oops, I meant lesson!
Don't forget the curse words - Fuck and Sam Jackson
If you ever listen to a song where there is nobody saying "fuck"
Be sure it's time for pressing stop

Remember, you have to use a lot of irony
You can catch society's eyes by being funny
Also get people's attention by making triangles with your fingers
And place one eye between 'em

Last lesson - You gotta be able to punchline!
[But how you gonna punch a lion? You wanna become a meal for it's lunchtime?]
Fuck no, I wanna say that there are such rhymes
That can make even Kristen Stewart smile

Unfortunately our lessons have ended
Well I guess it's time for a test then!
Pick your pen!
I'm going to count to ten and give you the opportunity to show me what you can
May the best man win!

Chorus