MC 2-Ballz - Moby Cock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Got a big white whale, Captain Ahab
By whale I mean penis, that's what I have
My pants catch Moby Dick every morning
Now it's boring
So I'm snoring
Got hard balls and some wood, Derek Jeter
I fly around in tights, Pan Comma Peter
Public Indecency is my middle name
Showing off my shaft is my game
Show my dong all day- Free Willy
Milli Vanilli drop a dilly on your willy
Stiffer than a board, call me Randy Johnson
Showing the public my balls, they all want some
Balls so bloated, Rosie O'Donnell
My balls are like Dende in a retirement home
Green, smell like Bengay, wrinkly, small, look like deflated dodgeballs, not to mention my boner
I mean shaft
My shaft is so smooth you can call it John
Third Eye Blind, IT'S TIEN TIME
My nads are small and useless, Chiaotzu
My King Carrot is big and stiff, like a big carrot
Don't give me a ferret, ferrets like carrots
My genitals are pudgy, ugly, and dumb, call them Yajirobe
Don't be surprised when I disrobe me