MC Paul Barman - N.O.W. [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Girls, this is a free charter bus to the protest
Okay, I want to see everybody representing their own interests for once
Boys, you should care about reproductive rights, too
Do you really want to send us to Switzerland every time you don't wear a condom?

RU486ing injustice? Well if so, then get on the bus, miss
Let's move it, let's foment discord in the District of Corruptia
Show your vital signs, it's up to ya
To keep Title IX's impact intact, no jest
And whichever man has the balls to come to the pro-choice protest is gonna get so sexed

What do we want? (To get laid!)
When do we want it? (Now!)
X4

Her name was Genevieve, she had a whole henna sleeve
That said "Who cares what men achieve?"
Under her arm? "America's Wrong" by Erica Jong
Leaning against the bus, she said "No blood for oil."
I said "No cud for soil."
She said "No bills for spills."
I said "No swill in gills."
She said "Think globally, act locally."
I said so your frontal lobe'll react vocally?
She had tits. (Titties?) Two of them!
Made her WFMU shirt look like Woo-FM
She wore hot shorts and let out some kind of snot-snort
And said "You like my belly necklace? You want a smelly breakfast?"
I said "Okay, Miss Fish Filet, shall we stay at the Swiss chalet
Off I-495?" I broke out the travel-size Astroglide and said
"Babycakes, there's no proof the paper told the truth that Castro lied."

Stick it in! x6

One size fits all, buns thighs tits, y'all
Moist? Yup! Hoist up. Me first, now twirl. Reverse cowgirl
Crikey, sploosh! Nike swoosh up the dykey toosh
Put my mini-big skinny twig in her guinea pig camel-toe
(Imitating music) That's how the sample goes

What do we want? (To get laid!)
When do we want it? (Now!)

Clitorally, went from red to green. Literally! Vaginally?
Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet. Finally? Frenched the wet
Whooziwhatsits. Blew through her oozy butt zits
Not a modicum, a lotta cum. (But I want more. More cum.)
Don't worry. There's more of that same cum where that cum came from
I follow politics to ball all the chicks, cross-pollinate then call it quits
Hey hey, ho ho, the girl I just slept with has got to go
(Hey hey, ho ho, the guy I just slept with has got to go.)
Hey hey, ho ho, you gotta go. (The guy I just slept with, he's gotta go.)
Yeah, I'm leaving. (Bye!) You first. (Later!)