MC Virgins - Caught Simpin [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Alexa Dilauro]
Hey, I got your text
And I'm sorry, I can't let you hit it, you're like a brother to me
Anyways, what's your friend's number?
Konnichiwa Fumi, hai
Yeah

[Chorus: Lil Boom]
Open up your mind
Don't open up your thighs
Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds
Bitch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My bitch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)

[Verse 1: MC Wasian]
Hi my name is Wasian, I think that you're really pretty
I just wanna get some Boba, and drive around in the city
You can talk about your boyfriend, I know that he's really shitty
Like gettin' to know you better, I don't wanna see them titties
I just wanna cuddle while sleeping under the moonlight
She gets passed around and her pussy not even that tight
I cannot believe that I got a text from her last night
Left me on delivered, but I know I guess that's all right

[Verse 2: MC God]
(MC God)
Treat these bitches like a tire, man I always keep a spare
Tap, never talk again, I don't even care
Wake up in the morning, I'm not even fuckin' there
And I don't care about your wig, bitch just let me pull your hair, ayy
I'm a Chad, so you'll never catch me simpin' (Okay)
Gave her good dick, now I gotta keep my distance
I'll never be your man, dumb thot be realistic
You may say my dick is small, but hey bitch, I still hit it

[Verse 3: MC Prophet]
(Uwu) Ayy, ayy, ayy
Like, why the fuck I need a girl, when I got a hand
Tryna see some titties, don't need to be a simp or a Chad
I just go to PornHub or Hentai Haven
Don't need persuasion
When I got a body pillow, that I'm tryna smash
Don't talk to girls I got the Amazon Alexa, all I need
Don't worry bout' what next I gotta text her
I keep the peace, I'm on OnlyFans, Belle Delphine
Dream of the day, when I can smash her, when I turn 18
My name is Prophet, bitch I want a naughty chick
Zero Two, she be a hottie, shit I like them smaller tits
Man I'm tired of lying
God damn, this shit got me crying
Like, I just want some mommy milkers to suffocate me, I'm dying
Ayy, ayy
(Yeah)

[Chorus: Lil Boom]
Open up your mind
Don't open up your thighs
Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds
Bitch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My bitch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)