Mike Birbiglia - Thanks For Coming Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Thanks for comin' to my show
And listenin to me talking about panda bears
And brown bears and puffins
I hope you learned some important life lessons like
Porn destroys lives and what i should've said was nothing
I hope you brought your cameras and youll go home and poop the pictures
And youll tell your friends about the show
And you'll say "have you seen this guy birbigulbug?" and theyll say "no but i heard about him."
Tell all your cracker ass white bread honkeys and blackbean soups and asian chicken platters that youre dyin inside cause it's 2005, mofo...