Mike Mozart - VNTGE PORN (French Breakfast) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(INTRO)
Hehehe
Welcome, welcome
How y'all doing today?
Gorgeous people I see
You're all gorgeous
Well, enjoy the food
Enjoy the visuals
But umm...

[Verse 1]
You see the way I put together words is what of Kazooie's banjo
Strung together
Flows turn rappers into sunken treasure
(Eye eye!)
That is something that you cannot view
Get your salad tossed, I get them to holla cost
So who is jew?
(Jew, jew!)
I throw strikes at the Buddha
You average Joe's get blown up like bubble gum bazookas
(Sheesh!)
Uh nah not like the hookahs
See em' getting picky like games of goose goose duck
(What?)
Throw it up like gang signs in confetti droppings
Puke and mucus
Boo with doofus is one left with moistened stockings
Couldn't help it but helping could raise your wealth and raise the shelf
When you question yourself and what a waste without a belt
Haha

(BRIDGE)
WHAT?!
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?!
FUCK
FRENCH BREAKFAST?
WHAT?!
WHAT, THE FUCK AM I GONNA EAT?!
CREPES AND SHIT?!
THE FUCK?!
I'm ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKIN' MIND!
HEHEHE

[Verse 2]
My revenge is glucose
Bars are cooler than Judo throws on Pluto
Kudos
Didn't think I'd clap back?
This fat cat cashed crack spat at'cha ass sacked
(So?)
Pat backs like slapped New England spinal chords
Push em' into sketches that's back to the drawing board
(Hehehe)
Good lord the force will toy Yoda
So you can't afford poor built explorers
Why bother?
(Why?)
I wrote this in the middle of the snow
The sniffle sneezing
Coughing wheezing, I'm pretty cold
Drop shit like mortars that I spat out
Watch thrones, I snatch crowns
Understand?
Stand down
(Ha!)
Y'all blew it like fellatio with bubble gum
The flow's tighter than
Panty hose and smuggled drugs
(Yes!)
Wait now
Taint frowns caged in with placed crowds
Off the hook with peg legs and bait chow

Off the hook like peg legs and bait chow
Hehehe
Yea
Off the hook like peg legs and bait chow, nigga