Minor Planet - Lothario [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

LOTHARIO

I was just minding my business
Here comes Scarlett dolled up in fishnets
Told me she made those Tom Waits covers
So i’d think that she was cool enough to be my lover
Handed me a rubber, i said darling
Join the queue it starts with Laura Marling
Said i ain’t got time, i’m kinda pushed
Running up that road for a date with Kate Bush
Scarlett baby that’s how the cookie crumbles
Rolling in a haystack with Kate Humble
Doesn’t leave me that much time for your mollasses
Bey and Solange take up a lot of mattress
And i know you’re the girl with the pearl
And i got your number when i saw Ghost World
But whaddaya know, i took a detour
Enid thought i was nicer than Seymour
Put my semen in her tip jar
While she wore the mask from the sex store
She had a grande soutien-gorge
I had the lumbar support, well waddaya want?
I’m, getting on so let me get my breath back
[breathing] having a heart attack
But if i was laid in the hospital
You know i’d get laid in the hospital
Those nurses love Minor Planet’s verses
Hold on i got Kirsty
Wark ringing my phone off the hook
With dirty talk, Kirsty read a book
Newsnight review is soon in session
She says her career comes second
Well i had to make her come first
Finally i can get back to my own work
Rachel from Countdown’s doing my homework
Nadia from Pussy Riot’s doing my housework
She says Danny it’s a privilege
Scarlett honey it’s the world we’re living in
I’m tied up with the sex i’m having with
Miranda July she thinks I’m multi-talented
And i’m travelling back and forth to France
To lay down with Lena from Les Revenants
Oh la la
Don’t hate the playa - hate the game
I think i need an admin assistant to keep track
I’ll get one called Grace like ‘The Machine’ Lavine’s got
Seems to work out pretty good... Just gimme the leads!



I’ve got Martha Marcy May and Marlene
Rinko Kikuchi, Meryl Streep
Cybil Shephard, Clemence Poesy
My little black book’s a masterpiece
But all work and no play makes Jack rude
Shelley Duvall once offered me an axe wound
Ho! shit! what can i say
A little close to the bone, but they were
Her words not mine i’m pure driven snow
Vanilla can’t help being poured on a gateaux
I’m aristocracy all in ya ghetto
I’m langoustines bought from Tescos
I’m teaching techno techniques to Bjork
And the leggy leggy blondy from tech support
Laverne loved me live on air
And Raphael’s got me braiding her hair
And Laura Palmer saw me and died
Christina Ricci’s spanning time
Tap dancing with Minor Planet
...we were ballin in a bowlin alley
When I got that text from Johannson
She says did i mention the mansion
That i built you, it’s got a studio
I said i’m making a shit load from Connaught Road
Thankyou very much
And it’s close, to France

Where i lay down with Lena from Les Revenants