Pete B - Believe Me remix [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Yo, all these guys do is speak smilies, analogies and metaphors on all their songs
Its really easy and I don't usually do this but I'm gonna give it a shot

When I pull this magnum out babe try not to be surprised
Make it fit great, I can draw between the lines
Keep a yellow bone chick at my house, Marge Simpson
Having sex at the office, call me Bill Clinton
Pull a James Brown shorty hittin then it's quittin
Makin all the shots as if I'm Scotty Pippen
I'm sippin, she's trippin, our words, her curves slurring
Take a dame home and get the kitty purring
So light headed my head is feeling heavy
On my chase for this shit, You could call ya boy Chevy
Bout to break through like a New Orleans levy
Shooting for the top, and bet your ass I aim steady
You ready? Because I'm comin
Told your bitch last night put it in her tummy
That was a secret between her and me
So I hit her with a tip from yours truly, Pete B
Never sip something that was handed to you
White girl got booty call her Annasophia
Stick it in her bottom if she drunk on Sangria
Keep the green, green growin like a ch-ch-ch-ch-chia
White girl got booty, Malkova, Mia
If the milf a soccer mom, put it in her Kia
Took a note from Nelly so I told the bitch E.I
Got a bad mamasita call the lady Puerta Rica
How you living? Yeah, what it do?
However you reply I'm doing better than you
Nah I'm just fuckin this bitch in the pool
I think this rap sucks yet you think its so cool
These metaphors and similies come at such ease
No wonder why the other rappers use them to speak
Glass is half full, nah ho mine's overflowing
Bitch lit up, man I had her pussy glowing
It's raining, it's snowing, her titties are showing
Half hour later at Hilton she's blowing
Annoying is how this flow is to me
So simple and stupid it's cheating the beat
Back to the overall plan for this track
Like a caged lion let loose I plan to attack
Going no where, your passport has no stamps
Your existence is utterly insignificant
Fuck her good from behind, that position rump roast
Slick as fuck I could be butter, all my exes they are toast
Throw the Porsche in neutral, told them "let the baby coast"
First time in the endzone booboo imma boast
Want insults then homie I got plenty more
Your sister's my side piece, your mother's a whore
Step to me, step up and buddy you're done for
Told Nick switch the clip let the drummer r-roll
Bet your bottom dollar I could make your girl holler
I'm a dog mother fucker you can tell it by my collar
Other rappers suck more than a fuckin bissell
Try hard rappers aren't nada but abysmal
Need eight digis before the decimal
Been down with maserati before a super bowl commercial
Mind is always runnin not a walker, Herschel
Best at this poetry, name should be Virgil
Vyvanse and V8 homie stay revved up
Rolaids and good rest homie get better
Escape the stress with good weed and good weather
Turn the camera on and she's down for whatever
Hundred dollar body wash
Hundred dollar bottle of whisky
Hundred dollar bag of weed
From my boy lil Nicky
These things don't make me fly (uh-uh)
These things gon' make me empty
When I'm alone in a room, My thoughts will kill me swiftly
You want this, then pay this, McCallan by the cases
I went and bought the car, Man I just saw your ass at AVIS
I run this track I don't even gotta try
Milwaukee on my back til I fuck around and die
She's suckin on my nut like a fuckin cough drop
Hey top cop take that Honda to a chop shop
Get your two fifty blow it all on ganja
Woke up, I'm winning, two women, I'm sinning
Receiving, they're giving, two sisters, that's twinning
Told you little shits this is not a damn gimic
Work hard for my dreams so I can make a living
American flow but cheddars what I'm getting
Thirty-six, twenty-four, fourty inch I'm hitting
If we zoom shorty gotta take off my zubaz
Dive in the pussy and practice my scuba
You cop something nice, that same shit I got two of
Try and approach me I act all like "who? What?"
(breathes)
Your Jordan's are basic, Your bitch she is basic
You're losing so face it, I'm taking your placement (laughs)

Don't worry about me man cause I'll be around
You'll hear from me (laughs)
And I hope guys enjoyed that too because uhh
That's probably gonna be the only fuckin song that I-I just go straight analogies and with that straight bull shit that all the other rappers are talking about
I'm not gonna be doing that too often
Enjoy