PewDiePie - Boobs in the Thumbnail [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

This one goes to all y'all
Who's struggling to get high views on YouTube
I'm about to tell you the secret that no one knows about except me
Cause I just figured it out
Listen carefully girls and boys...

Ey yo! It's your numbah one Falcon Lover back
Now sit down and relax
Here have a snack!
Have a mountain dew six pack
I'm sorry if my grammar is wack
But now were getting of the track
This song is about a rack
No, I'm not talking about the nation
I'm here to tell you all about the great titilation
If you refresh your videos for more YouTube views
Then this might be some news that might come to use

We've all been there
We all have struggled
You try to pay for subs
They just turn out as scrubs
You try to do collabs
But they just gave you some crabs
You try to false flags
And you've mastered false tags
What's the secret to YouTube views?!
There must be a trick
Are they part of illuminati?
No I swear that can't be it!
Do they work really hard
Do they commit?
No you got it all wrong
The secret lies in a tit!
Uh!

Boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Get some money up really fucking quick
Get some boobs in the thumbnail bitch

No I can't do that
That's not very nice
What will my mom think
If I don't think about it twice?!

Boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch!

Okay okay, I'm sorry, sorry
The trick is simple
I've learned from the best
The secret lies within a nice fully blessed chest!
You may wanna consider having implants
You may wanna consider having implants
Uh okay?
Now dont get me wrong
I'm not being sexist
As long as you have boobs it don't matter what your sex is!
But don't use a picture of your dick
Ain't nobody is gonna click on that shit
Come on man, ew that's gross, ew!

You should consider having implants
You should consider having implants
Everybody
You should consider having implants
You should consider having implants

Now the time is to commit
Are you gonna be a bitch?
Or you gonna make people click
On that jiggly tit?
Just think of all the views!
I know you want it!
Just get it
Embed it
And make those 12 year olds get busy with it

Boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Get some money up really fucking quick
Get some boobs in the thumbnail bitch

But what about my integrity!
Just kidding as long as I can put a bouncy boobie

Boobs in the thumbnail bitch
Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch

You should consider having implants (Boobs in the thumbnail bitch)
You should consider having implants (Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch)
Everybody
You should consider having implants (Get some money up really fucking quick)
You should consider having implants (Get some boobs in the thumbnail bitch)

But... but
But I'm a boy!
I-I don't want implants
Will I look good though?

You should consider having implants (Boobs in the thumbnail bitch)
You should consider having implants (Put some boobs in the thumbnail bitch)

Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs!
Boobs...
Booooooobs...