Pez - Lazy (ft. Seth Sentry) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Intro (Seth): Yeah, Seth and Pez
Extremely lazy
Can’t even be bothered doing this song, really…
Alright, fuck it, look

Verse 1 [Seth Sentry]:
I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know
I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed
Just burning a roach
Watching Murder She Wrote
Cause I lost the remote
And to search for it is so hard that I’d rather sit and watch through a show
Till its over and its Oprah
I prefer a good soap
Fuck it, I watch commercials and I purchase my phone
And then return it after 30 days dirty and broke *you said no questions asked*
I gotta leave these burgers alone
Cause I’ve only outgrown the only shirt that I own
Plus I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home *no?*
I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though
I’m broke, dope rapper murder a flow
But its so much work to go rehearse for a show
Shit, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes
Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
Illusionist at work I have it good
Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed *yep*
And that’s the key to success
Success sucks man I couldn’t give a fuck less
I'm feeling the ceiling I'm killing these raps
I just wrote the punchlines and Pez filled in the gaps
Perhaps it’s a fact that if I napped less
I’d have more time to practice
And make my raps fresh
Yeah I’m lazy man, I say so, geez
But what they don’t see
Is my skills up on Halo 3
All my friends thing I’m straight OG
So I stay low key
And buy my games with a fake goatee
Pez: ‘Is that you Seth?’
Yeah that’s me
Lazy as fuck man where’s that weed *Seth Sentry*
And I ain’t got to say no more
Cause I'm bored
Its time to take this game off pause

2* [Chorus] [Seth & Pez]
P: Man you’re lazy
S: Yeah I know
P: You’re lazy
S: Yeah, I know, I know
P: You’re lazy
S: Shut the fuck up I’m telling you so
P: Seth you’re lazy
S: Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you’re fucking giving me a headache


Verse 2 [Pez]:
Yeah, alright I’m going to give you all the pre-warning
The whole way through this verse I’m gonna keep yawning *yawn*
I’m not tired
I’m not even uninspired
You see
This is me when I'm fucking wired
I’ll retire after making this song
Cause I’d rather spend my day getting wasted on grog *yawn*
Why? Cause I’m lazy
Yep, my real age is 80
I only look young cause I couldn’t be bothered ageing
Or changing
I still wear a nappy like a baby
I’m waist deep in shit
Still waiting for mum to change me
‘Mum hurry up… this fucking stinks… its really unpleasant’
And when I’m having food
People always think I'm rude
Or I'm paralysed
Or that there’s something wrong with my appetite
Cause I refuse to move
Hey dad when you’re finished cutting that do you think you could chew that too?

2*[Chorus] (Pez & Seth lines switched around)